Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
