You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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