real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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