How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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