I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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