You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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