fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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