Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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