I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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