Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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