the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
