Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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