He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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