I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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