Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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