dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It's Friday. Sex?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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