I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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