Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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