I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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