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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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