My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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