in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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