I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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