As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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