you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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