It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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