I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
should my penis look like a turkey
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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