So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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