Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We are two peas in an std pod
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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