I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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