I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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