how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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