i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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