C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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