So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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