I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
