Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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