You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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