Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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