I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Come share oat with me in your robe
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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