Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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