Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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