North Korea, Best Korea!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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