he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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