just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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