if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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