exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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