There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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