I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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