if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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